Stories

• Prologue

The Llama Who Had A Hole Through His Head - Comedies

• The Llama Who Had A Hole Through His Head
• Black and White and All the Colours in Between
• Magic School
• Lard Lars Gets His Girl: A Modern Fairy Tale
• Porridge
• Upside-down Cake
• The Curious Case of Cluedo Black
• Rocketman
• A Mairy Tale
• Larry the Lamb
• The Jester's Lament
• The Meaning of Life
• Three Bean Mix
• Much Ado About Nutting
• Crimes Against Humanity
• Hare, There and Everywhere
• Swan Song

This Laugh's On Me - Comedies Two

• Six Inches of Wedded Bliss
• Three Cheers for Hemingway
• Pleading the Fifth
• Bragging Rights
• The Garbage Games
• Going ... Going ... Gone!
• Dying in the Second Person
• The King of Kinglake
• Five Fair Maidens
• Blind Date
• Dancing Queen
• This Laugh's On Me
• Rehabilitated
• In Finite Jest
• The Simile Simulator
• Hippity Hip-Hip-HooRay

The Cannibal's Guide to Health and Wellbeing - Comedies Three

• Floria: An Opera in One Act
• AA
• martinsmithstories.com
• Goldie
• Vowels of Abstinence
• The Bacterium and the Blue Whale
• Vote 1 Mettle Tucker
• A Skinny Flat White with Two Shots, to Go
• Happy Birthday, Mr President!
• Of Mice and Mensa
• RNR
• The Brief Being of Bea Beeson
• The Honourable Egg
• The Cannibal's Guide to Health and Wellbeing
• Iggy and His Issue
• Goodbye, Farewell, and Thanks for Having Me

Bant 122 - Comedies Four

• War Wounds
• Bant 122
• Count 2 Ten
• Dear Doc DoLittle
• F-F-F-F-F-Fraction Man!
• Fairy Godmother Inc.
• World Championship Napping
• Raphus cucullatus
• As Some Day It May Happen
• The Generosity of the Genie
• The Lairy Laird of Loch Nochneede
• Yeti, Who Came in from the Cold
• The Iliodd
• Zillions or Zero
• In Finite Jest Too
• High Lampoon
• Larf

All Hail The King! - Comedies Five (The Divine Comedies)

• The Gift of the Third Magus
• Golden Delicious and All That Jazz
• Queue
• This is The Word of The Lord
• The Steadfast Soldier
• Of Gods and Goddesses
• Messy
• The Next Fifteen Minutes
• Miracle Man
• Simon the Righteous
• The Divine Comedy
• Luigi, Bored
• Threesome
• Day Job
• All Hail the King
• A Perfect Day for Banana Bread

The Bear Essentials

• The Nosy Parkaprikas
• The Greatest Cock and Bull Story Ever Told
• Randompedia
• The Yarn of Chalchiuhnenetzin and Altiplano
• Gruff
• The House of Hans Hans
• The Great Conundrum
• The Quest of Sir LaughaLot
• Find x
• The Scene by the Lake
• Mona Musa
• Truish Detective
• Gerry and Jules
• The Last Sasquatch
• Unconscious Bias
• The Bear Essentials
• Yep, It's a Wrap